Neil Gaiman, The Ocean at the End of the Lane (via wordsnquotes) —
The singing sea, its crying gulls.
The Infamous Touchy Feely Bible Camp Staff
The Undead Truth
bow to me, i’m the touchy feely bible camp staff.
DONT FUCK WITH ME
I AM OFFICER WHITE BITCH
THE HORRIFYING CAR ALARM
THE OBSESSIVE DUDE WHO WON’T LEAVE. NO
even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.
HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE